Thursday, December 18, 2008

Funny Article

I was kinda bored just now from playing games...
So I went to read someone's blog for a while...
Although I didn't knew who that person is but its a friend of my friend...haha
As I was reading...
I stumble across a post which is about boyfriends...
This is the part which is funny to me...

All they can think about is they bf, all they can talk about is their bf, the only reason they go out is because their bfs are fetching. Their entire brain has no space for everything else but their bfs. Their future plans and vacations are made, depending on their bfs. Before applying leave from the boss, the bfs' approvals come first. Must discuss with bf, must tell bfs, must make sure bf likes it, their ovums flow or not also depend on the bf, period blood also must retain in uterus if their bf doesn't like it. Their brain juice flow out also got the boyfriend's smell.

They forgot what happened before they discover the wonders of a potential husband. They forgot boyfriends used to be assholes who crashed their fragile little boyfriend-juice-filled-heart.

And after all the nights you poured all your time and attention and concentration and supportive-words-deficient-brainjuice to mend their bloody fragile hollow hearts (boyfriend gone, blood also dried up), the perfect guy dropped from the heavens into their arms, looking right back with their sissy lovestruck eyes into yours. Oh, so NOW (yes, starting that moment), life's PURRFECT. Aiyo suffer so long finally got good return. Like stockmarket, we have to wait.

Yea, wait. Not thanking the person who pulled you out of shit, because, apparently, that is PART of life, and the existence of a perfect man, is a blardy MIRACLE.



Well...Some of it may be a little bit harsh...But then...she's correct too...


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